Thursday, 28 May 2009

BNP: WTF?

Having had weeks of slips pop through my door telling me to vote left, right and centre for left, right and centre (see what I did there...) there was none more stunning than last wednesday, when me and Dave arrived back from Tesco to find a leaflet for the BNP.

I must start by making the point that it has since been thrown away, but I remember a few things it said on it. Well, I say that, nothing really made any sense, but they used up some valuable millimetres of banner on listing wars such as D-Day, Somme, Dunkirk and The Falklands. DId we not run from Dunkirk? Did we not lose more men during The Somme? And more importantly, is it even important? Currently on racist terms, it was up there with the grandad in Hey, Arnold! and his hate of Canada.

Point 2: "...it's not wrong to be against mass immigration and political correctness." - y'see, I do kinda think there is a certain amount of 'wrong-iety' about that. Remember when your BNP member of parliament in Europe joined in the recommendation that before a music gig there should be signs on the door suggesting what colour and ethnic background of people are most likely to be at the gig? So, that's fine? Sure, let them rock out, what does it matter... oh right, BE A FUCKING PERSON! How ridiculous is that? If that's called going against political correctness you can't feck off further, you neo-nazi leans-more-right-than-a-man-whose-right-leg-is-missing nut.

Trois: Did anyone see Have I Got News For You this week? I would research it on the net, being on here an' all, but BNP leader Nick Griffin was quoted as saying the Holocaust was 'The Holohoax'. This guy could run Britain!?!?! Feck! The guy even looks a bit Hitler, just saying...

Four: I went on their website today, out of pure interest to see how hideous this lot are, and here we go - I found their policies page:

Foreign Aid: "We reject the idea that Britain must forever be obliged to subsidise the incompetence and corruption of Third World states by supplying them with financial aid.
We will link foreign aid with our voluntary resettlement policy, whereby those nations taking significant numbers of people back to their homelands will need cash to help absorb those returning."

To sum up: What? Foreigners, 'aving our money t' feed themselves an' that shit? Nah, fuck 'em, unless they want their lot who live 'ere back, they don' get a faaackin' penny.

After reading about this 'voluntary resettlement' thing in this, I went to look that up on the site under the 'immigration' policy to find out more...

Immigration: "To ensure that the British people retain their homeland and identity, we call for an immediate halt to all further immigration, the immediate deportation of criminal and illegal immigrants, and the introduction of a system of voluntary resettlement whereby those immigrants who are legally here will be afforded the opportunity to return to their lands of ethnic origin assisted by a generous financial incentives both for individuals and for the countries in question."

To sum up: What, you wanna come in for a while? Fack off, country's shut. Unless foreigners wanna leave, in which case we'll pay yer, just get outta here.

To sum up further: Twats. They would actually pay for a 'voluntary resettlement' scheme, which gives foreign associtates of Great Britain money ( a fee not settled as yet, expect it to be pennies) to leave the country. How 'voluntary' would this be? What angers me most is that I have friends who come under this band who would be given the chance to 'voluntarily' leave. Which sort of fuckwit does it take to say that? This can't be real!

Having now looked through this, I want to finally see today this 'youth movement' they are talking about.

The Youth British National Party: Sorry one sec, before we reach that I've just found that the Isle of Wight has an 80-year old BNP candidate in 'Lake South' (as if it's big enough to be split in two...), if they get in next week it's not good news. :

Anyway, back to The Youth British National Party: Ok, all I can find at first is a long report of a camping trip, but I'll take a snippet:

"During the journey we discovered that some of the children had never climbed a tree. The other youth leader and I looked at each other incredulously and were thus resolved to find a good sturdy climbing tree before the day was out. The children climbed and climbed, with our flag flying proudly over the smallest child’s shoulder. It was a sight that made my heart leap with joy. No X-box, no mobile phones (apart from the emergency one obviously) no rap music, just wholesome, patriotic childhood experience. It was wonderful."

Problems with that:

1) It's just 'xbox', twat.

2) 'no rap music' - !?!?!?! Words can't describe...

3) 'just wholesome, patriotic childhood experience' - How is climbing a tree patriotic!?!?! They really are scraping the barrel here...

Some more: Just to get a real opinion of what the preach is to the 'youth', look at http://www.ybnp.blogspot.com/ - not that I condone anything on the website, it's fucking unreal. Post titles include 'Muslim Jesus' where he says he is "opposed to the Islam of Britain", but also, trying to talk to kids, there one point where he talks about 'playing with yourself'.

Yeah, Kids!

They go on about everything on their website, two notable twat-moments: "The Olympics should forever be handed back to Athens..." and, whilst talking about the future of London culture: "NO MORE MOSQUES".

I'm hungry and going for lunch, but hope I made some sort of impact of how this is just a scum group. Down the BNP, down the fascist regime and down it's attempt to take LAKE SOUTH! Ok maybe not so serious that last bit, it's Lake, what else could go wrong?

On a lighter note, listening to the new Maximo Park album and liking what I'm hearing! x

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